Smathers and Branson COLLECTION

Dad Bod Needlepoint Flask by Smathers & Branson

$ 65
Discounts do not apply to this product.
  • 6oz. Stainless Steel Flask
  • Signature Hand-stitched Needlepoint
  • Trimmed with Full Grain Leather


  • Makes a Great Gift For Any Dad
  • Top is Fixed to the Flask so it Cannot be Lost
  • Depicts the Ideal Male Body
  • Holds the Perfect Amount of an Adult Beverage
You may not agree with it or like it, but this is what the ideal male body looks like in 2019, according to the people of the internet. It is widely known that when a man becomes a father, his ability to make jokes increases exponentially. Some of these jokes may not really be funny, but that stops no man. With that being said, I will now rattle off some dad jokes that are hilarious (I hope).

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well. Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

Shipping Options
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Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

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