Dearly beloved — we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of our most cherished preppy accessories, sunglasses and sunglass straps. Sunglasses, you wouldn’t be half of who you are without these straps by your side, making sure you are never left behind on a Nantucket yacht ride, scratched on the sand at the beach, trampled at a country concert, or dropped in the lake when a big fish starts to bite.
It’s a beautiful marriage, isn’t it? The perfect combination of fashion and function. After all, sunglasses are a vital accessory in any prep’s wardrobe, but what good are they if you always forget, or lose, or damage them? This is where Country Club Prep comes in. Think of us as your sunglass strap dating app, but don’t worry about ever having to swipe left. We know what you’re into, and we’re prepared to deliver. Croakies for men, women and kids? Check. Styles in seersucker, gingham, needlepoint and other preppified patterns? Check. Extras like bottle openers and cords? Check. Your favorite brands like Lilly Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide and Cotton Snaps? Check. From patriotic red, white and blue needlepoint and manly embossed leather styles to girly fuchsia neck straps in stretch neoprene, you’ll find the preppy sunglass straps you seek.
We may not be the Millionaire Matchmaker, but Longshanks knows what he’s doing. After all, if anyone has a love affair with sunglass straps, it’s us at Country Club Prep. They never make us apologize and always accept us just as we are. We find their sense of style irresistible, their function a respectable take-home-to-Momma quality, and we’re sweet on the fetching way they come in every color.