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All Enemies Foreign and Domestic "Longshanks" Aviator Shades by Country Club Prep

$ 17.76
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Color: Red
A lot of websites would tell you "These glasses are great for the 4th of July!" or "Wear these for Memorial Day!" or "I'm willing to prostitute myself for your money!" Not here, friend. Not here. You deserve better. When a red-blooded American dons these glasses, what do you see when you look into his or her eye? TRICK QUESTION, HOT SHOT! You see nothing - these are 100% UV rated and perfectly tinted. If you could see their eyes, though, you'd see the steely glint of determination that was forged in the fires of war, tragedy, loss, recovery, triumph, ingenuity, and syndicated sitcoms. You'd also see the eyes of the guy who's about to steal your girlfriend or the girl who's about to steal your boyfriend or some variant thereof. I'll cut to the chase. You have one mission when you suit up with these shades: to support and defend the United States Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Don't take your mission lightly, my friend. We'll be watching. Can you hear the eagle's screech? We can.

- 100% UV protection (we wouldn't have it any other way)
- Fewer than 50 stars, but only because the sunglasses are not large enough to fit all 50 without covering your entire face
- 12 stripes, representing the original colonies if there had only been 12

Shipping Options
All orders ship for free via USPS First Class Shipping (4-5 day delivery). Orders $150+ ship for free via USPS Priority Shipping (2-3 day delivery). UPS Next Day Air shipping is available for $35, but is not available on Fridays or Saturdays.

Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

ABOUT COUNTRY CLUB PREP

Let’s lay out the facts. You’re here either because you’re preppy, you know someone who’s preppy, or you heard how incredibly handsome, sophisticated, and witty we are. As a betting institution, CCP has its money on the first option (and/or the third).

You’re in the right place. Country Club Prep’s mission in business and in life is to find the best preppy designers out there and to bring them to you under one metaphorical roof. Think of us as Zappos for preppy clothing.

When you’re looking for something preppy - ANYTHING PREPPY - visit CCP first. It’s our job to carry that item, but if we don’t, guess what - we’ll tell you where to find it. Your complete satisfaction is just that important to us.

If you’ve browsed the website, then you already know - there’s a veritable cornucopia of reasons to buy your preppy products from CCP. Incredible selection from incredible designers? Check. Unrivaled membership rewards? Double check. Outstanding customer service and an overriding desire to give you the best possible shopping experience? Triple check (so many preppy pink and green checks...).

We’re adding new designers and products to CCP every day. Literally. If there’s a designer that you love that we don’t currently carry, let us know. Send us an email at customerservice [at] countryclubprep [dot] com. If it’s a good fit, we’ll make it happen.

For that matter, feel free to contact us for any reason (not involving manual labor). We’re happy to help, and we’re always eager to show you why preppy has a home.

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Est. 2012