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Cocktail Cap in Natural Linen by Southern Proper
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Amongst the leaders of the inner sanctums (or sancta, if you prefer) of preppy headwear, two immutable propositions have held true through the eons: (1) hair product causes horrendous hat-hair, and (2) a hat cannot be rendered from linen, the world's most breathable fabric. No one ever challenged the first proposition, because that would have been silly. The second proposition, though - many tried to build a linen cap, and many failed. And died (likely from natural causes, years after abandoning their folly).
As the tyranny of the cotton hat stretched over the millenia, whispers arose that the linen prohibition (as it had come to be known) would eventually fall. The people spoke of one who would challenge cotton's iron-fisted reign and break the shackles of summer casual headwear. Children dreamed in the night of a black-coated beast in a dapper bow tie, and he seemed perfectly refreshed despite the oppressive summer swelter...
In the year of our lord, 2013, the tyranny has been broken! Southern Proper has unveiled the linen cocktail cap, which not only is made of one of the three greatest fabrics the planet has ever known (the others being seersucker and madras, obviously), but also features a summer cocktail recipe under every bill. Pick up yours today, and take part in the crusade against sartorial tyranny. Viva la revolucion!
- One size fits all
- There's a dog on the hat
- There's a bow tie on the dog
- There's a cocktail recipe under the bill
- The bill and rivets feature complementary colors
- The hat is made of linen
- This transaction should be complete by now
