The Uncle Bing Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves
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- $ 65.00
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- $ 65.00
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Candidly, we wasted about 20 minutes trying to come up with an Elf on the Shelf type pun...or rhyme...or whatever that is, but we finally just gave up. This sweater doesn't need any poetry. It EXUDES poetry. Just look at all its majesty. We can't stop staring at it, so you'll have to buy us out of them before we go crosseyed.
The Preppy Elves outdid themselves with this one. Why content yourself with an ugly sweater, when you could wear an ugly sweater that's also an ugly jacket and tie? And by "ugly," we mean positively glorious. We know that the holidays aren't about winning, per se, but as our book presupposes, maybe they are? This Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves is sure to be a showstopper at all your Christmas parties, ugly sweater competitions... hell, even your average Thursdays at work could benefit from some festive wear.
- PLEASE SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE. These are European sizing, and run VERY SMALL
- 65% Acrylic 35% Wool
- Wash Separately
- Buttons are not real.
- Swag is absolutely real.
- Men's sizes.
Benefits
- Increases the likelihood you'll be confused with Bing Crosby by 81%.
- Fake candy cane in pocket will attract ladies. Maybe.
- Not as annoying to wear as an actual suit and tie.
- You could smoke a pipe and no one would bat an eye.