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The Uncle Bing Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves

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$ 65.00
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Color: Red

Size: S

Candidly, we wasted about 20 minutes trying to come up with an Elf on the Shelf type pun...or rhyme...or whatever that is, but we finally just gave up. This sweater doesn't need any poetry. It EXUDES poetry. Just look at all its majesty. We can't stop staring at it, so you'll have to buy us out of them before we go crosseyed.

The Preppy Elves outdid themselves with this one. Why content yourself with an ugly sweater, when you could wear an ugly sweater that's also an ugly jacket and tie? And by "ugly," we mean positively glorious. We know that the holidays aren't about winning, per se, but as our book presupposes, maybe they are? This Christmas Suit Sweater by Preppy Elves is sure to be a showstopper at all your Christmas parties, ugly sweater competitions... hell, even your average Thursdays at work could benefit from some festive wear.



  • PLEASE SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE. These are European sizing, and run VERY SMALL
  • 65% Acrylic 35% Wool
  • Wash Separately
  • Buttons are not real.
  • Swag is absolutely real.
  • Men's sizes.

Benefits

  • Increases the likelihood you'll be confused with Bing Crosby by 81%.
  • Fake candy cane in pocket will attract ladies. Maybe.
  • Not as annoying to wear as an actual suit and tie.
  • You could smoke a pipe and no one would bat an eye.

Shipping Options

All orders ship for free via USPS First Class Shipping (4-5 day delivery). Orders $195+ ship for free via USPS Priority Shipping (2-3 day delivery). UPS Next Day Air shipping is available for $35, but is not available on Fridays or Saturdays.

Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

ABOUT COUNTRY CLUB PREP

Let’s lay out the facts. You’re here either because you’re preppy, you know someone who’s preppy, or you heard how incredibly handsome, sophisticated, and witty we are. As a betting institution, CCP has its money on the first option (and/or the third).

You’re in the right place. Country Club Prep’s mission in business and in life is to find the best preppy designers out there and to bring them to you under one metaphorical roof. Think of us as Zappos for preppy clothing.

When you’re looking for something preppy - ANYTHING PREPPY - visit CCP first. It’s our job to carry that item, but if we don’t, guess what - we’ll tell you where to find it. Your complete satisfaction is just that important to us.

If you’ve browsed the website, then you already know - there’s a veritable cornucopia of reasons to buy your preppy products from CCP. Incredible selection from incredible designers? Check. Unrivaled membership rewards? Double check. Outstanding customer service and an overriding desire to give you the best possible shopping experience? Triple check (so many preppy pink and green checks...).

We’re adding new designers and products to CCP every day. Literally. If there’s a designer that you love that we don’t currently carry, let us know. Send us an email at customerservice [at] countryclubprep [dot] com. If it’s a good fit, we’ll make it happen.

For that matter, feel free to contact us for any reason (not involving manual labor). We’re happy to help, and we’re always eager to show you why preppy has a home.

Country Club Prep
Est. 2012

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