Dad Bod Needlepoint Can Cooler by Smathers & Branson

Regular Price: $ 35.00

Sale Price: $ 35.00
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Dad bods (as the kids are calling them) have been referred to as the penultimate physical condition. You may say things like "ew" or "gross" but in reality, the beer belly that some of our fathers sport, is just a layer of insulation that hides a six pack of abs (just kidding it hides a six pack of beer). This can holder pays homage to the dad in your life who has not given up, but has accepted his fate of a beer belly. Something about drinking beers for years and years will eventually give you a beer belly.

Your dad will love (hopefully) this can holder that is made from full grain Italian leather that features a rendition of a dad bod in hand-stitched needlepoint. The interior of this can holder is lined with neoprene, the same thing wet suits are made out of, so you know it will keep that beer nice and cold, even on a warm summer day.

100% hand-stitched needlepoint
Italian full grain leather exterior
Neoprene liner

Benefits

Neoprene liner keeps your beverage nice and cool
Showcases the ideal male body
Dad jokes are sold separately (sorry)
The leather is soft and so easy to hold while doing twelve ounce curls

Shipping Details

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All orders ship for free via USPS First Class Shipping (4-5 day delivery). UPS Ground (UPS) is offered at checkout for $5.95 and typically arrives within 2-5 business days. Orders $195+ ship for free via USPS Priority Shipping (2-3 day delivery). UPS Next Day Air shipping is available for $35, but is not available on Fridays or Saturdays.

Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

ABOUT COUNTRY CLUB PREP

Let’s lay out the facts. You’re here either because you’re preppy, you know someone who’s preppy, or you heard how incredibly handsome, sophisticated, and witty we are. As a betting institution, CCP has its money on the first option (and/or the third).

You’re in the right place. Country Club Prep’s mission in business and in life is to find the best preppy designers out there and to bring them to you under one metaphorical roof. Think of us as Zappos for preppy clothing.

When you’re looking for something preppy - ANYTHING PREPPY - visit CCP first. It’s our job to carry that item, but if we don’t, guess what - we’ll tell you where to find it. Your complete satisfaction is just that important to us.

If you’ve browsed the website, then you already know - there’s a veritable cornucopia of reasons to buy your preppy products from CCP. Incredible selection from incredible designers? Check. Unrivaled membership rewards? Double check. Outstanding customer service and an overriding desire to give you the best possible shopping experience? Triple check (so many preppy pink and green checks...).

We’re adding new designers and products to CCP every day. Literally. If there’s a designer that you love that we don’t currently carry, let us know. Send us an email at customerservice [at] countryclubprep [dot] com. If it’s a good fit, we’ll make it happen.

For that matter, feel free to contact us for any reason (not involving manual labor). We’re happy to help, and we’re always eager to show you why preppy has a home.

Country Club Prep
Est. 2012

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