Smathers and Branson COLLECTION

Dad Bod Needlepoint Flask by Smathers & Branson

$ 65
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Additional discounts do not apply to this product.


Orders placed before 4pm ET ship same day.
Color: Blue
You may not agree with it or like it, but this is what the ideal male body looks like in 2019, according to the people of the internet. It is widely known that when a man becomes a father, his ability to make jokes increases exponentially. Some of these jokes may not really be funny, but that stops no man. With that being said, I will now rattle off some dad jokes that are hilarious (I hope).

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well. Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
  • 6oz. Stainless Steel Flask
  • Signature Hand-stitched Needlepoint
  • Trimmed with Full Grain Leather

Benefits

  • Makes a Great Gift For Any Dad
  • Top is Fixed to the Flask so it Cannot be Lost
  • Depicts the Ideal Male Body
  • Holds the Perfect Amount of an Adult Beverage

Shipping Options
All orders ship for free via USPS First Class Shipping (4-5 day delivery). Orders $150+ ship for free via USPS Priority Shipping (2-3 day delivery). UPS Next Day Air shipping is available for $35, but is not available on Fridays or Saturdays.

Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

ABOUT COUNTRY CLUB PREP

Let’s lay out the facts. You’re here either because you’re preppy, you know someone who’s preppy, or you heard how incredibly handsome, sophisticated, and witty we are. As a betting institution, CCP has its money on the first option (and/or the third).

You’re in the right place. Country Club Prep’s mission in business and in life is to find the best preppy designers out there and to bring them to you under one metaphorical roof. Think of us as Zappos for preppy clothing.

When you’re looking for something preppy - ANYTHING PREPPY - visit CCP first. It’s our job to carry that item, but if we don’t, guess what - we’ll tell you where to find it. Your complete satisfaction is just that important to us.

If you’ve browsed the website, then you already know - there’s a veritable cornucopia of reasons to buy your preppy products from CCP. Incredible selection from incredible designers? Check. Unrivaled membership rewards? Double check. Outstanding customer service and an overriding desire to give you the best possible shopping experience? Triple check (so many preppy pink and green checks...).

We’re adding new designers and products to CCP every day. Literally. If there’s a designer that you love that we don’t currently carry, let us know. Send us an email at customerservice [at] countryclubprep [dot] com. If it’s a good fit, we’ll make it happen.

For that matter, feel free to contact us for any reason (not involving manual labor). We’re happy to help, and we’re always eager to show you why preppy has a home.

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Est. 2012