Gopher on Four Bow Tie in Green by Bird Dog Bay

$ 55

Bird Dog Bay's bows are adjustable from 15" to 19.5” and have a width of 2.5”.  All bows are to-tie, not pre-tied.  Plus, all of Bird Dog Bay's bows are cut on the bias so the illustrations run straight across the bow, instead of a straight cut where they would run on a 45-degree angle.  And, of course, the bows are 100% silk, hand-printed and hand-made.

Somewhere, Judge Smails is angry. Alright, now I can't resist: Judge Smails: Do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? Groundskeeper Sandy: Aye, Sir. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site. Judge Smails: Czervik, huh. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course! Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. Carl Spackler "Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! Its me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. Im just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Dont mind this. This is doctors orders. You dont mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? Thats right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher. This is going to be sweet."

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Returns Policy
View the full return policy in this link. Final Sale items are not eligible for return, exchange, or store credit. All items must be unworn, unwashed, and in the original condition. All returned items must meet the Return Deadlines listed below. Items received by our Return Department that do not meet the criteria listed on the Return Slip will not accepted or processed. Customers are responsible for return shipping. Country Club Prep will pay once to ship an exchanged item back to customer.

Return Deadlines
Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.

Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.

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