Somewhere, Judge Smails is angry. Alright, now I can't resist:
Judge Smails: Do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?
Groundskeeper Sandy: Aye, Sir. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site.
Judge Smails: Czervik, huh. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin.
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
Carl Spackler
"Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! Its me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. Im just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Dont mind this. This is doctors orders. You dont mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? Thats right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher. This is going to be sweet."
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