Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweatshirt by Preppy Elves
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This item is Final Sale.
Imagine you're eight years old. Your family all thinks you're a little twerp, so you use your only Christmas wish to wish that you didn't have a family at all. They disappear, and you fight off criminals for the duration of the holiday season, only to have the fam return on Christmas day. What's the highlight of your little holiday saga? That's right - when you got to watch "Angels with Filthy Souls," the totally made-up movie that Kevin leverages to snake his very own cheese pizza for free.
So grab a piece of 90s nostalgia with the Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tee from Preppy Elves. It's not your standard ugly Christmas sweater. It has heart. It has charisma. It'll probably make random people at the coffee shop snort out their gingerbread and/or pumpkin spice lattes. But if this doesn't get you into the Christmas spirit, you can get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off our property.
- PLEASE SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE. These are European sizing, and run VERY SMALL
- 100% Polyester (more of a fleece than a sweater)
- Lightweight, Non Traditional Sweater Material
- Fun lightweight Novelty Sweatshirt
- Dry Clean or Hand Wash Only
- Iron Low
- Do Not Bleach
- Refers to the greatest film of all time about a child left at home during the holidays...alone.
- Buzz, your girlfriend...woof.
- Will fit you even if your name isn't Kevin.
- We're going to give you 10 seconds to buy this sweater. One. Two. Ten!
- Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
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Refunds: Items must be received within 45 days of the original order date. Refunds will be applied to the original form of payment only. Please allow 2 weeks after your return is processed for the refund to show in your bank account. Shipping fees are not refundable. If original form of payment is unavailable, a CCP Store Credit will be issued.
Exchanges: Items must be received within 60 days of the original order date. All exchanges must be of equal or lesser value. CCP Store Credit: Items much be received within 90 days of the original order date.
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